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Ok, so the blog may take a bit longer than I expected. In the meantime, let's all enjoy some recent site feedback, shall we?
Sent: Monday, December 19, 2005 2:17 PM
From: Seth [email not published]
You are a terrible person. Why would you doom your daughter to a life of embarassment and criticism. Moron.
Seth,
It's quite simple, really. I want to send my daughter to a decent college so she can learn how to effectively communicate her opinion without sounding like a drunken idiot.
...Or at least learn how to properly construct a sentence. Here's a hint: When you start with who, what, when, where, why or how, you typically want to end with a question mark.
Sent: Sunday, December 18, 2005 6:24 PM
From: kean f. [email not published]
i like you
Kean,
Um, ok. Do you like me like me, or do you just like me? Because Kammy said you like me, but I don't like you like that. Can we just be friends?
Honestly, are you people so high that this is the best you can come up with? At least Anonymous called me a God.
Sent: Friday, December 16, 2005 7:52 PM
From: anonymous [email not published]
You are God.
Anonymous,
Well, I see I'm finally getting through to you. Will you be my friend now?
P.S. I'm not the God... I don't think. I'm a god.
Sent: Friday, December 16, 2005 2:20 PM
From: Bob Parent [email not published]
Your a terrible parent. You should be protecting your child and not selling her out. Everything you do should be what's best for her and not you.
Bob,
Ouch. That hurts, man. Seriously.
But honestly, how is this any different from signing your kid up to be a model?
Who are you to say what's in her best interest? And what is "selling out" anyway? Don't we all sell ourselves out to the corporate machine a little bit at a time until we finally whither and die broken, empty shells of the men we once were?
Besides, I plan to put all profits from this into her college fund, right after I buy myself a Jaguar.
Sent: Friday, December 16, 2005 12:19 PM
From: anonymous [email not published]
I understand this is probably a prank, but please if it's not, please consider the child.
Anonymous,
Probably a prank? It's obviously a prank. I even stated that clearly on most of the pages.
But I guess people would rather get indignant and self-righteous than see the blindingly obvious truth that is directly in front of their faces.
Yeah, I'm lookin' at you Mr. or Mrs. "Anonymous" - I'm lookin' right at you.
Sent: Friday, December 16, 2005 9:24 AM
From: anonymous [email not published]
I think you win the worst parent of the year award.
Anonymous,
Making fun of people like you on this page is like making fun of the Amish on television. Clearly you didn't bother reading beyond the first page, so I can pretty much say whatever the hell I want about you here and you'll never know.
By the way, the WPOTY committee called this morning thanks to an "anonymous" tip. Coincidence? I think not.
You'll be glad to know that they are reviewing the nomination very carefully and will get back to me next week.
Sent: Friday, December 16, 2005 12:40 AM
From: Josh [email not published]
that shit is hilarious man. very clever very clever.
Josh,
My mama told me, "Clever is as clever does."
Now eat the fucking chocolate, biatch!
Sent: Thursday, December 15, 2005 8:39 PM
From: Don-Mega Fefi [email not published]
Ha ha ha ha! That's the shit. Hope someone actually buys some space on your site. I cant believe that dumbasses actually believed that shit. ha ha ha
Don-Mega,
Ha ha ha! It is the shit, isn't it? Ha ha!
P.S. Didja get that thing I sent you?
Sent: Thursday, December 15, 2005 7:39 PM
From: austin [email not published]
you're probably the worst father i've ever seen.
Austin,
Probably? I'll take those odds.
And though you haven't technically seen me, I have to agree with your point. I am a horrible, evil man and a worse father.
The way I figure, your kids will start hating you around 13 anyway, so you might as well give 'em a reason.
Sent: Thursday, December 15, 2005 5:30 PM
From: Jeff [email not published]
YES finally something everyone can enjoy. I just want it to say: "Jeff McClellan Is Awesome!"
Jeff,
I hear ya, man. But everyone already KNOWS you're awesome.
Take a lesson from the Simpsons:
"Disco Stu don't advertise."
- Disco Stu
Sent: Thursday, December 15, 2005 10:18 AM
From: ezal [email not published]
You can't be serious...you are tattooing your baby?? Is there something fucked up in your head? Does this not break the law? I hope your daughter disowns you as a parent when she can talk.
Ezal (if that IS your real name),
You'll neva catch me, coppa! BuaHaHaHa!
P.S. I liked how you began this rant by stating the bleeding obvious.
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